Sunday, March 17, 2013

Basement-Dwellers' Post-Menopausal Moms

The title should say it all. However, there are some out there who need it explained to them in slow, painful detail.

Progressive, Liberal Socio-Commies and their Useful Idiots like to refer to the GOP as the "Party of Stuffy Old White Men".

Isn't that "special".

What is even more special is that they fail to understand the difference between a Conservative and a Republican. Most Conservatives tend to vote Republican. However, the two are not one in the same.

Example:  John McCain is a Republican (allegedly). He is a stuffy, out-of-touch old man. He is not a Conservative.

The same can be said, emphatically, of Speaker Boehner. Republican, yes, Conservative, no.

Lindsey Graham fills that same mold.

So does Karl Rove.

Though members of the Republican Party, the following are Conservatives who do not fit into the mold. They are round pegs who tend to destroy those square holes rather easily:

Senator Ted Cruz is a dynamo. He has hit the US Senate with a Texas-sized wildfire of conservatism. He is not old. He is also not white, for those who are hell-bent on addressing somebody's ethnic heritage.

Marco Rubio is a conservative, also neither old nor white.

For those who need more examples: Herman Cain, Allen West, Karen Harrington, Sarah Palin, Elisabeth Emken, Mia Love, Condoleeza Rice, and Dr. Ben Carson, to name a few.

While some may say that right-wing political pundits still fill that false collectivist description of the GOP, they are correct when referring to Rush Limbaugh. However, they have it dead wrong if they bother to look at Ann Coulter. Do you want to see them back-pedal and stumble? Show them a picture of the lovely Dana Loesch and Katie Pavlich!

The Democrats need to pay close attention to how they categorize their opposition. Since they felt the urge to start throwing pebbles from the front porch of their glass house, it is fitting to return fire.

If the GOP is the "party of stuffy. old, successful, white men" then the Jackass party is the party of "Post-Menopausal Mothers Of 30-something Basement Dwellers".

Think about that for a second. Let it sink in.

They want their baby-boy safe, warm, protected, and free to play World of Warcraft in the basement without those tiresome burdens like responsibility and accountability. They don't want their 30+ year old baby boys and girls to grow up and leave their nests empty. They don't want them to work and succeed on their own. If they should then, gasp, they may find a spouse! They may raise their own children! NO!

They support abortions for their 20 something daughters. Why? They want them to feel all secure and nurtured by momma. Should they keep the child, they shouldn't worry. They don't need a man! No, the kid doesn't need a daddy. Momma will raise the kid for them so that momma never needs to feel that empty nest feeling.

If you think this is just hyperbole made to poke humor at the socialist ideology, you've missed something.

Senator Dianne Feinstein -- Momma doesn't want you to have guns! You might shoot your eye out! Don't worry, Momma-barbie will protect you! Just stay in your basement and play WoW until five AM. The problem is that she isn't equipped, has no authority, and is completely unable to defend you.

Senator Barbara Boxer -- She will tell you how many oranges you are allowed to grow. She will tell you how much you can water them. But don't worry, she'll make you your tofu and alfalfa sandwich to go with your Pepsi.

Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Shultz -- does not fit the mold. That is because scientists are still attempting to determine her species.

More examples: Sheila Jackson-Lee, Maxine Waters, Claire McCaskill, Hillary Clinton, Elisabeth Warren, and Mikulski.

Even Rep. Henry Waxman fits the bill. She claims to be male, but may really just be a preoperative transgendered post-menopausal woman. The same goes for Harry Reid.

If you require further proof, look no further than Nancy Pelosi. She cooked up a mystery-meat stew and named it "Obamacare". She won't tell you what is in it until you've eaten it. She tells you that it is good for you. What she failed to tell you is that she accidentally grabbed the package of rat poison instead of the corn starch, went a little overboard on the alum, and mixed in a year's supply of progestin.

If you still have doubts, every time one of these women speaks, play Pink Floyd's "Mother" from their "The Wall" album. Heck, take a few minutes to look at their official photographs and voting records while playing that song. It will sink in, eventually.